When I spent the night at Loins of My Fruits, my eldest younger sibling and I had a "chat".
Me (to Loins of My Fruits: Awkward question of the day...ready...When did you lose your virginity?
Loins of My Fruits: < insert blank stare > Uh...18...and...a...half
Me: Really now?
Loins of My Fruits: (starts babbling about how she was responsible and knew what it entailed, blahblahblah) I was out of high school.
Somehow Crackwhore and Eldest Younger Sibling became involved.
Eldest Younger Sibling: I've already gotten hair...there...
Me: Really? Aren't you a little young?
Loins of My Fruits: I caught him climbing out of the shower, he's telling the truth.
Me: (grimacing) Nice to know.
Eldest Younger Sibling: (grins maniacally)
Me: Oh, my gods. I'm talking to my eight-year-old [sibling] about sex!!
Eldest Younger Sibling: I'm ten...
Yeah. Sorry about the second half-assed attempt at this. I feel the need to write something. Within a few days, I should have another Vision up. If I can sit myself down and bother to translate for them again. They've been practically beating my head into the keyboard lately, and I've still done nothing. So...be prepared for something odd to come up.
Today's Preferred Torture Method: Persuasive essays. (Still haven't worked on mine. *watches as people gather up stones with which to beat her senseless*)
The Other Voices In My Head: Dune-Frank Herbert
Sounds Bite: Forsaken-David Draiman (Queen of the Damned Soundtrack)