Yet another few days without updating. Could it be because nothing worthwhile has happend? Or just that I've forgotten it all?Who else is willing to bet the latter of the two?
Moment of Momentous Rememberance: Holley of the Mutant Snowmen, Mom...Dad...I'm a Thespian, and myself started a Virginity Fund.
Every week the three of us place a dollar in the jar/envelope/box/thing. For every act of oral contrition there will be a 50 cents to a dollar surcharge. Depending on the reception.
Since there are only three of us, this is going to require strategy. There has to a mildly large lump sum of cash there before it's really useful abandon yourself to the lust.
Total Cash in the Virginity Fund As Of Now: 3 dollars. (Good thing this was instated Sunday night, or I might owe more...< insert nervous eyeshift here >)
We hope to get more people involved, but most seem to have that "no sex until marriage" thing going on. I'm kinda glad I'm not with that crowd. I'd never get laid.
For Those Who Are Confused About Previous Statement: No marriage=no sex. Amane doesn't plan on marriage=Amane stays a virgin forever. Amane can't live with that.
The whole jar goes to whomever bumps uglies first. < insert evil laughter here >
Other News: The Strumpet taught me how to play Magic:The Gathering today. She got fed up with me sitting in the corner and reading while they played. What surprised the hell out of me was that I won my first game. But a reasonable margin, without her going easy on me.
Before now, I'd only known how to play Masquerade. I have a vampire fetish. So shoot me.
There is a whole new vocabulary with this game....
Mana Screwed: The act of shuffling that involves you being left with just enough mana to leave you pissed off the entire game.
Damn Mana: Act of having too much mana and about three useless cards. a.k.a. Mana Raped
Well, I think my arms will fall to the ground if I type any more. I've been simultaneously posting on Gaia all this time too.
Say hello to the first musician of The Blue Crow blues and jazz bar.
Today's Preferred Torture Method: Stating the obvious
The Other Voices In My Head: The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger-Stephen King
Sounds Bite: My own improvised humming.