(Forget the Order. It doesn't exist...)

1. I learned HTML because I was bored. No school. No friends. No life. For three days I was the code's slave. Then I whored myself out. Oh, baby.

2. Japanese. I'm learning it. Right now. See...Don't hurt yourself trying to peer deeply into the computer screen. That burns, you know? And you need those brain cells.

3. Existing in the same domain as the Elders. If that isn't masochism, I don't know what is. I chose to live here. Rather than live with the pagan-loving Loins of My Fruits. Right now, Overbearing and Overlord are reading the Bible. And listening to it on tape as well. I have headphones. Yay.

4. Being a pagan in the Bible Belt. I'm just asking to be stoned. No. Not in the "illegal substance" way, either. Exorcise your demons! Random Frisbee God Quote: Jesus was hit by a rock and fell from his donkey, he was not stoned off his ass. End Quote. Fear my polytheistic ways.

5. When things are going perfectly well. I'll be the one to throw the proverbial stick in the proverbial gears. Proverbially, of course. Doesn't matter what it is. Relationships. Thoughts. Stories. RPGs. Nothing is safe from me.