Call me what you will, but I think "googlisms" are nifty.
Googlisms about me:
Amane is professor of english at the johns hopkins university and the author of tainted souls and painted faces (Oh, my. They've got me pegged. Crystal ball of internetness, I adore thee!)
Amane is professor of english at the johns hopkins university (Future, maybe?)
Amane is our new senior high guidance counselor (I've had three, within the past year. Was there almost everyday. They might as well pay me for it. Ungrateful whoes...)
Amane is one of the most talented fan fiction composers i know of (Am I now? Feel the love...Just what I always wanted. My very own stalker!)
Amane is the creative director (Of what?! What am I directing?!!)
Amane is better know in sailormoon circles by the nickname "greenbeans" (Damn, you caught me...)
Amane is still waiting on someone to come through the door (Holly frunckin' hell! *glances around shiftily*)
Amane is with him (Always, baby. Always. "He" rocks my boat.)
Amane is #3581 (Seriously, this is scary. That was my elementary school code number.)
Amane is professor of english at johns hopkins university (Three times over. I must rule that campus!)
Amane is a relatively complex book (Why thank you!)
Amane is #2045 (Cue Twilight Zone theme, that was my middle school number.
Amane is van mening dat deze relatie tussen moraliteit en sociale wetenschap nog steeds niet verdwenen is (I knew there was a reason people kept calling me "Hitler".)
Amane is suddenly forced to go to the ava office with her boss and has to take the blame for a mistake her boss made (Evile whoe. I hate my imaginary job. Shh...I'm sleeping with my imaginary boss, I know he will make it up to me. He's imaginary after all. I control him...Mwhahahaha!)
Amane is still heartbroken over her break (Anyone who read my last entry knows that. Get with the times...)
Amane is very proud that the spaceship she uses has never been struck by pirates (Damn straight.)
Amane is strong willed (You're a genius)
Amane is one of mihoshi's friends and a second degree detective with the galaxy police. (Mafia connections! Booyah I say. Booyah.
Amane is wraped (Warped maybe. Not wraped, unless it's in aluminum foil...)
Amane is a teller working at a bank in the same building as takashi (Gods, Takashi is hott. Two t's and everything.)
Amane is a bank teller who's been working in the bank for 3 years (You people let me near your money. Foolish humans.)
Amane is the obligatory insane japanese friend. (Absolutely. What would anything but an obligatory japanese friend be posting something as pointless as this? I think not!)
Amane is a second (Only if the first dies...)
Amane is a young tokyo executive with a promising career (You hear that Elders, I have a promising career!)
Amane is the secret admirer (No locker is safe from my pink and lacey, along with slightly racy, valentines.)
Amane is the gxp officer that confuses seinan with one of the masaki's giving him the application (I'm still confused about that...What was he doing?)
Amane is releaved to hear that (Yes, I was...)
Amane is a small man called dashular (Explains a few things. It really does.) who defeated proud kiev and attacked goose of his eye (Bestiality, much?)
Amane is very hot tempered and kirika's image is very similar to aeka (Good.)
Amane is a well known manufacturer and exporter of electronic products and components (All work done in my basement sweatshop. Please excuse the blood speckled disks. It's not our fault the government s corrupt and won't let us go above ground. Damn Starbucks and their bribes.)
Amane is a staff (I have the longer stick!!!)
Amane is pretty clumsy and was often made fun of (Yep. Fall count, just for today: 48759845)
Amane is one of the enemy (Fear me.)
Amane is neither human nor oni (True. I am neither! You don't know what I am. Fools.)
Amane is hungover. (Pretty much all the time. Hollyey of the Mutant Snowmen and I make one sXe person. She handles the no drugs, no sex, no alcohol thing. I take care of the local scene hopping.)
Amane is cuter than a flea on a pups ear
(I'm just so damn cute.)